NKOTB

This is my first post… on my first real blog… and it’s about… New Kids On The Block. Sheesh.

So, like, who else is way psyched for the reunion, if only in a completely douche-bag way? They were before my time, I was too young in 1989-92ish to give a shit. But my babysitters sure gave a shit. Holy jeeba. I had one, that was a friend of the family, we’ll call her Calliope Jane, that was totally OBSESSED. She loved Jon. So, of course, I did too. He was the sensitive one!!!! Sensitive to my 6 year old gay boy needs. Like when I got my first period, he was so there for me and so understanding and SO SENSITIVE!!!! I just wanna get piss drunk, dress like a pedophile, and get front row tickets to a concert and watch these old cooters sing… Step by step ooh baby, Gonna get to you girl

I would do the one on the right, Danny. He gets me moist. By moist I mean he gives me an erection.