Part 3:
People who have some god damn sense of art and culture – please people, Drinking games with movies, Christiane Amanpour, Batman, Bob Fosse, Tonya Harding, The smell of gasoline, Not working on Sundays – it has nothing to do with religion – I just like it – and Saturdays too – and any day, Australia, Seeing friends in weird places, That my friend has a profile for her cat, Making people laugh unexpectedly, Going grocery shopping in the middle of the night – like 2 or 3 in the morning, All things Costco, The guy at Albertsons with the blue beard, Shot glasses, Roadside diners, Breaking the law and getting away with it, Smooth jazz playing in the background of anywhere, When my friends say funny inappropriate things over dinner, Those crazy Chinese buffets that we have here in America that have all the same things like cheese wontons and crab legs that people go apeshit over, Funny new age-y stuff like scented candles and Enya, Anyone remember the store Glifx? – that was awesome, College students, Swimming pools, Feeling refreshed after sleeping, The Beach Boys song “God Only Knows” – seriously put it as soundtrack in any movie/TV show and it’s instantly better, Kevin Smith, St. Patrick’s Day in Savannah, How damn cold it gets at night when you’re camping, Going to the bathroom in the woods, The Golden Girls, Rosie O’ Donnell, Creepy campgrounds where teenagers are raped and murdered, Letterman jackets, Blowing money with credit cards, Banana cream pie, Remember Incredible Universe? – that store was off the hook, Melissa likes playing Clue at Coco Cafe – that sounds like something I’d like too, Water, Money, Sex, Big ole salads, Salads with bleu cheese and/or walnuts and/or cranberries, Paradise Cafe and Bakery, Ranch dressing, Say what you will – Kindergarten Cop is a fucking awesome movie, Aida, Ambien, Crazy shit on restaurant walls, Jumanji, Andy Samberg, Pre and post crack Whitney – I love them both – especially when she is in the clouds, Casinos, Eyeliner, Blondes, Brandon Routh, Robert Altman movies, Disco, Roulette, Falling asleep in the car ride home coming from camping as a kid, Air conditioning, The desert, Using a good sample in a dance song, Espionage, Long hair on men, Hippies, Ana Gasteyer, Helen Mirren, Queens – mostly of England, Cracker Barrel, Beto’s, Crazy pirates lady, Big envelopes, Demon spawn, Feeling like a better person when I encounter racist cunts, Ben’s Cookies, Courtney Love, The lemonade drinks at Starbucks, The green tea drinks at Starbucks, The spiky haired girl that works at Starbucks, Lots of things at Starbucks, You, That song from Flashdance – it’s just too good, The song “My Girl” – I’ve noticed that whenever that song comes on in a public place everyone starts singing – I was at the grocery store and I walked passed six different people singing along – including me, Cobb salad, Sunny days, Rainy days, Chirping birds signaling the arrival of morning – actually I hate that one, Meryl Steep, Drive-In movie theaters, Eating, Troop Beverly Hills, Thinking about being young and gay and arty in Montreal in the winter and how awesome that would be, Selena drag queens, Gay pride festivals, Gay boys that look like Rivers Quomo and Topher Grace had a baby, Gay gay gay, Butch stuff too, Straight stuff too, The credit “Un Film De Almodovar”, Rugby players…
