Part 5:
The Red Hot Chili Peppers, Wikipedia, Beah Richards, Lisa Gay Hamilton, Kiki & Herb, The World According to Garp, Getting shoes in the mail, Wit with Emma Thompson, Judith Light, The Witches of Eastwick, The trash of Fergie, Jesus Camp, Fat Tyra, Broke poor-ass bitches from Compton, Drunk bowling, Dame Judi Dench, The word “rigmarole”, Beyonce’s Grammy dove performance a few years ago, Shaved Britney, Sister Wendy, Beverly Leslie, Gia Marie Carangi, Born-again clowns, The word “commode“, I don’t really like him – but there is something oddly appealing about Mark Ruffalo, Having Tupperware-like parties but with bondage gadgets, Xerxes from 300, Vera Farmiga, Beth Ditto, Amy Winehouse, Gerard Butler if he is naked and with a beard – not singing, Armless Persian trannies, Dolores Nancy, Lily Tomlin, Skunk smell, The name Roma, Males named Shannon, Rose McGowan and her machine gun leg in Grindhouse, The excitement I get when I think of a Bjork/Timbaland collaboration, Roses, Cheese and crackers, The cross dressing challenge this season on ANTM, Vanity Smurf, David Cronenberg, Sandra Bernhard, Nashville, Mutant children born parthenogenetically and sent to carry out the rage filled murders of their mother, The great Gazoo, I hate her soul but I kind of like Ann Coulter – the same way I like a hang-nail, Jake Ryan, Gloria Steinem, After the sadness that was Top Design – I now love Shear Genius, Mo’nique, Flavor of Love Charm School, Midge Potts, Benadryl, Ryan Gosling and Shareeka Epps in Half Nelson, Nappy Headed Hos, Barack Obama, Men On Films from In Living Color, Everything from In Living Color, Ross The Intern, Michelle Pfeiffer, The insanity that is Grease 2, Jewbacca, Africa by Toto, Aldo, Bette Midler, Thoughts of rehab, Judy Parfitt, Pride weekend, Sluts, Prudes, The First Wives Club, Ghost, Shrimp salad, The nice lady at Quiznos who gave me a free salad, Rihanna and that damn umbrella, Umbrellas, The word Somnolence, IKEA, Something about Seth Rogen gets me hot, And while we are on the topic of odd crushes – Tim Robbins does it for me too, The word and color Azure, Fanta Limón, Tapas, Gazpacho, Doing Google image searches, Just the Silver Surfer in that damn horrible movie, Blood oranges, Tiger lilies, John Travolta in musicals, Nell Carter, Wine, Pussy willows, The word Vichyssoise, Grey Gardens, Icelandair flight attendants, Kathy Griffin, The Spice Girls reunion, Joan Collins, Dynasty, William Zabka, Becky (Buckwild) from Flavor of Love Charm School, Live Earth, That Al Gore’s drug-addicted son was arrested while driving a Toyota Hybrid Prius, Pot, Krishna temples, Cat Stevens, Charlotte Rae, Make-up infomercials, Hey Paula, Greer Childers, Pam Ann, Sourdough, Pesto, Air Force Amy from Cathouse, Matt Damon, Versace, Brothels, Dr. Mehmet Oz, Hairspray, Katie Morgan, The Wiz, Eucalyptus, Zachary Quinto, Placido Flamingo, Laura Dern, Angela Lansbury, Scanning stations on car radios, Julie Taymor…
